UPCOMING EVENTS

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What: Whether you’re looking to lie in shavasana all morning, or you’re are just a craft beer junkie, this event will be all sorts of relaxing.

When: March 1st, 2015 11AM-1PM

Where: Junction Craft Brewing

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What: Jump on a big yellow school bus with us and  head to Niagara for an exclusive VIP barrel tasting at Kabaca Vineyard’s.

When: March 14th, 2015 1PM-5PM

Where: Kabaca Vineyards

LATEST LESSONS

February 27, 2015

Eucalyptus Lemonade Cold Remedy Cocktail

Admit it. You were the one who forgot to send Mother Nature a Valentine’s Day gift, weren’t you? We thought so. Well we hope you’re happy, because since the …

February 9, 2015

Love Is in the Ale Tonight: Bottle Stamps for Valentines

Guys, I’ve been really busy. Like, really busy. This is yesterday’s To Do list: – Make valentines for top 8 friends – Download entire Sade discography – Draw picture …

February 5, 2015

Whisky In A Teacup

Ladies! Boys! Friends! There is an important day coming up and you need to be prepared…to drink in style. Whether you’re spending it alone, on a romantical date, or …

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SCHOOL HOUSE BOOZE

AN EDUCATION IN GETTING WHAT YOU WANT

No textbooks or note taking required for this class. Just an open mind, empty glass and a spirit to learn.
Here’s to finding your signature cocktail, discovering the difference between lagers and ales, ordering with confidence, and everything else inbetween.
We know that a little education can go a long way, so learn along with us, top up your glass and become an A+ booze connoisseur!

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WHO ARE THE TIPSY TEACHERS?

CLASS IS IN SESSION

Dubbed as the Tipsy Teachers, we ask the questions we were once too afraid to ask;  what’s the difference between ales and lagers? Shaken and stirred? Do bitters make your drink bitter? Wait… you’re supposed to sip tequila? What’s on tap and what does draught even mean?

Before starting out on this boozy adventure, we found ourselves ordering the same drink all the time and came to the conclusion that there’s more to life than a vodka cran. Now we’re on a mission to learn all things alcohol and share our new knowledge with our readers!

Join the class to learn all about this wonderful, and sometimes confusing, world of booze.

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MEET RACHEL

MEET ASHLEY

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TEACHER'S ASSISTANTS

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You’d be crazy to think that we could do this all on our own. How would we manage the rowdy kids at the back of class with the spitballs? Our interns help keep School House Booze in tip-top shape, while bringing some textbook tipsy knowledge to the staff room.

SUPPLY TEACHERS

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From NYC to Vancity, across the pond, and back to Toronto, we have Supply Teachers from across the globe! These city savvy foodies, boozies, and health nuts are here to school you on everything from the history behind what’s in your glass to upcycling those old empties.

GUIDANCE COUNSELORS

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Although we would love to say that we just woke up one morning and knew all there was to know about booze, it would be a pretty big lie. If it weren’t for the wonderful mentors we’ve met along the way, we would still be stuck on post number one. 

DRINK SAFELY, FRIENDS

We encourage you to try new flavours and get out of your comfort zone. It’s like being a foodie, but for booze (a boozie, if you will).

However, at School House Booze we never encourage our readers to participate in unsafe levels of alcohol consumption.

Ashley & Rachel

Founders of School House Booze

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